Fip-Fop The Owl?

Once Upon a time there was an Owl named Fip-Fop. He didn't like being an Owl. He heard of a diamond that could turn him into a big buff human! (Did I tell you a big monster terrorizing the town lived in the cave he was going into to find the diamond)? He went into the cave and picked up the diamond he wished that he would turn in to a human he was transformed into a big buff and I mean BUFF human! he saw something move in the darkness! He made out a shape of a 15 ft dragon. It came for Fip-Fop but dodged it and with the diamond he ran. He all the sudden realized that he could have three wishes! He wished for a shield to defend and a sword to attack. They appeared in his hands and he charged for the monster! It blew fire and he held up his shield and stabbed it in the chest! two more times in the throat and another in the stomach! It had died and when he got to town he was awarded a great big buff medal! The diamond payed his life's wages to! He had a wonderful life.    

How it Should Have Ended

Kid President

 

 I think kid president is the coolest president ever and you grown-ups should be more awesome. Your never having as much fun as the kids. You always wake up, then go to work, then come home, kiss your wife, eat dinner, go to bed, I mean what kind of day is that.  you need to make the world awesome. Put kid president on Facebook and so that they learn to make the world more awesome and they tell a friend and then they tell a friend and then they put it on Twitter and suddenly the whole world is awesome and that is how you can make the world more awesome!
   

MARVEL Superheros?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

My favorite superhero is Spider-man because if I had those powers I could walk on the ceiling and fly through the city on my webs. My second favorite super is Wolverine, he's awesome, he has metal bones that come out of his knuckles. I had a dream where I was sort of Wolverine and I went to jail in the end. Captain America is my third favorite superhero, HE Has A SHIELD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How cool is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iron Man is awesome. POWERS. He has no powers just a suit which I think is pretty cool. Cyclops! He's has laser eyes (echo echo echo). Superman is not MARVEL but still he's dumb dumb and more and more dumb! He has a quintillion (which actually is a number) powers and when he has the chance to use them and beat the bad guy he doesn't!

        That's a few superheroes I love and hate!