Friday, October 19, 2012

VAMPIRES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay if vampires were real you probably would be dead! But if you weren't dead and they attacked this is what you need.


What you'll need
 Flash lights with new batteries, wooden stakes + trip wires in the air, some nails, 1 3/4 inch cup, red berry juice, and garlic + toy catapults.


What to do
They are going to attack at night but they're actually pretty easy to kill when they're still vampire not bat.All you have to do is shine the light on them or put trip wires out and attach them to toy catapults with garlic but that might be kind of hard to do once there bats. If they're bats you want the cup and pour berry juice in it to look like blood and stick a nail to the bottom of the cup with the sharp end standing up and they would go to drink the juice that looks like blood and they would get a nail stuck in there throat but they probably wouldn't fall for that because they wouldn't smell blood they'd smell berry juice. You could actually put trip wires from the ground to about 6 feet in the air and attach them to little wooden stakes so when they fly in to them wooden stakes would fly in to them. oh and you probably want to put garlic on you're clothes to keep them away from you.