This blog will not be talking about watermelon probably. It will be talking about what I like random stuff that comes to my little mind what has happen in my life and wonderful things! Get ready to read the blog of your life!
Here's some dreams I had and I will tell you them in age order so first I think I will start from three okay.
I as myself not any of you guys as three years old had this dream about every other night and it scared me a lot so everything is dark except me and about as many monsters that you could think of around me that didn't even move or make sounds like they were pictures while I was looking and screaming at them.
And I'm still three in this one and it scared me even more. So I'm in my front yard and I hear a motorcycle a long ways away and I know what's going to happen so I try going inside but the motorcycle's to fast and a guy's always on and I never see his face with his helmet on and he kills me with a knife. But one time I got to go under my bed but this was even scarier he slowly put his head down because he's always slow and killed me it was horrible.
And then my next dream was me and Kirsten my sister in a boat in a river all having fun until the boat flipped over and so we tried to get in but two sharks came and the next thing I knew they took her and I saw my sister go down the 500 ft deep river and then they ate her up. But I had almost the same dream except I'm more heroic in this one so all that happens except when the sharks take her I myself grab her boo-yea but while I was holding on my arm came off.
I only remember the end of this one and it was me in the water talking to two fish and all the sudden one fish started saying "Wake up" and so I said "I am awake" and we repeated that about five times and finally I woke up from that dream and I heard my little brother Brian saying "Wake up" and I said "I am awake" and that dream was funny.
This is a dream that Brian had this time. Brian was in the living room and he saw droids that were coming to destroy our house and that's all I remember except Joshua turning into a green monster and him running really fast.
I was at a house being babysat with a bunch of other kids and my best friend Eric. The lady babysitting us and her helper called a kid inside the house and he never came back. She did it with some other kids and I told my friend they were never coming back and he noticed too. The babysitter called me to come inside and me and Eric had a sad moment and I went inside. She and her helper strapped into a chair and poked me with a pen. I new she was going to kill me and I was struggling to get out of the straps and finally I ripped the straps and punched the girl and the helper and ran out the house yelling "Run" to the kids. I heard the police coming while the kids were running to there parents outside and the lady was arrested with her helper.
Those are a few dreams I had and Brian had. So I'm done bye
I get real annoyed by things and I'm going to tell you twelve of those things. And this story is probably going to be annoying.
1. Josh
2. Barny
3. Thing that people miss (Like if someone's taking webs off the ceiling and they miss one)
4. The new sprinklers in our field
5. Getting math problems wrong
6. Cold pools
7. Pens that don't work
8. Dented and broken windowed cars
9. The stray cats that come here and attack our cats food and water
10. Mushy apples
11. Things spelled wrong in books
12. Feeding our ducks and chickens
So those are twelve things that annoy me. So comment and tell me what you're annoyed with and I might help you, but probably wont. Remember comment guys.
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Paper, paper, paper this is all about paper and what you can do with paper pretty much and trust me you could do a lot with paper.
1. Draw
2. Color, (But I prefer drawing)
3. Make paper animals, buildings, flowers, planes, monsters like dragons, water balloons or just normal balloons, balls, guns that actually shoot, boats, hats, and more
4. Do school
5. Write
6. Throw in the garbage
7. Write letters to boyfriend or girlfriend
8. Make calenders
9. Make blue prints (If your paper is blue)
10. Copy and print
11. Draw maps of places
12. Read
13. Sign papers
14. Write recipes so you remember them
15. Put finger prints on
16. Make money
17. Trace
18. Cut
19. Make shapes with
20. Use to hold flower seeds
21. Use for crafts
So you see you could do a lot of things with that amazing paper. THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOEVER CREATED THAT WONDERFUL WOODEN PAPER. I love paper guys and you should to because it will help you a lot in the future and it has in the past and paper's fun to play with so paper is very important and I'm glad God made paper. "I LOVE YOU PAPER". "And I love you random citizen. Only comment if you think of some other thing you could use with paper.
This is a story that I would like to share with all my friends on Blogger. Watch the video, it goes with the story. It was night time and after I watched Doctor Who a British BBC show. The episode was called blink and there were angels called weeping angels and they only move when you aren't looking. But when they do move they have super speed.
So like if you were about 14 feet away from one you would be dead if you blinked. They are called weeping angels because they look like they're crying when you first see them. But those guys are the bad guys the good guys are the Doctor and his companion. The Doctor has a sonic screwdriver that looks like a flashlight opens doors and turns on lights and gives him information. The Doctor regenerates witch means that he comes back to life after he dies. But he can only regenerate twelve times.
His companion on the other hand helps him and saves his life really that's all she or he does. And the Doctor has a space ship called the TARDIS that looks like a police telephone box takes him almost anywhere in time and space. But last night I heard something big crashing in my front yard while I was sleeping. I got out of bed and looked out the window of my house. And I saw the TARDIS laying on its side in my front yard.
I went towards it and looked inside and I saw the Doctor fixing some buttons. "Yes," he said screwing a button back on. Oh did I forget to tell you that the TARDIS is bigger in the inside then the outside. "Hello," I said. He looked up at me "Who are you," he said.
He got out "and where am.... He started looking above me so I did to. But when I looked up I saw a weeping angel with its claws out and mouth open with all its fangs about to kill me. I looked inside my house because I thought I might have heard running in the house but there was a weeping angel weeping. I blinked even though I knew I shouldn't have and the weeping angel was right next to the one in front of me.
I was scared to death when I jumped in to the TARDIS. "Are you leaving me," he said. "Nope I would never do that Doctor". "How do you know my name," he said jumping into the TARDIS. "Go to Netflix and search Doctor Who".
The Doctor pressed a few buttons and zig-zags and we started flying and skidding on the street. "Wait," I said "stop here,". He stopped "Why". I got out and there was a two story house standing in front of me. I knocked on the door and Eric my best friend came out whose a fan of Doctor Who too. "Hi, come with me," I said fast grabbing him and pulling him into the TARDIS.
"Wow," said Eric while touching buttons. "This is amazing". "Hey Eric, I saw a weeping angel today," I said in a sarcastic voice. "Oh my gosh, you saw a weeping angel, this day just gets better and better," said Eric. "Whose that guy," said the Doctor.
"Eric my best friend". "Where are we going Doctor," said Eric. "I don't know," said the Doctor. We landed at the Historical Society Museum that's not as far as we thought we would go. But when we got out Eric just started staring in the back of the museum.
Me and the Doctor looked in back of the museum and saw a wing of a weeping angel. So we went in back of the museum and saw the rest of the weeping angel. I turned around cause I thought I heard running. I almost died when I saw a weeping angel. "Eric turn around," I said scared to death.
He turned around. "AHHHHHH," me and Eric screamed at the same time. "Shh," said the Doctor as he turned around. "Whoa," said the Doctor. "Doctor turn around," said Eric.
The Doctor turned around and said "Where did it go". "The weeping angel,"? I said "Its gone," said Eric. "Guys, walk away," I said while walking backwards. I got to the corner of the building and ran away. I caught up to them and asked "Are we going to go inside".
"And are you going to use you're sonic screwdriver," Eric said excitingly. "Yep. How do you know so much about me," said the Doctor. "Like I said, go on Netflix and search Doctor Who". The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and his screwdriver went BUZZZZZZZZZZ and the door unlocked.
When we went inside there was a hole in the ceiling were the angel came in. We all heard glass breaking in the animal section so we turned around and there was one of the weeping angels with a ball a weird green and yellow ball with bumps all around it next to a eagle. The ball started to glow more and more and suddenly the eagle jumped out and tried killing us but we jumped away from it. We ran as fast as we could as I said "Are we running away from a zombie eagle,". "Pretty much," said the Doctor out of breath.
"I think we lost it". We were all standing against the wall when I asked "What was that thing in the weeping angels hand Doctor". "It was a (pant pant) a stragaton It makes statues or things like stuffed animals come to life". "I want one of those," I said.
We were all looking trying to spot one and finally Eric said "I see one over there guys". I guess that one angel tried to to go through the hole in the ceiling but saw the one that Eric saw and couldn't move while he was flying down to the ground and broke when it hit the ground. We walked to the door while looking at the angel and ran out. "Doctor we need a plan, and I know what to do but I don't know how to do it," I said. All we need to do is make them look at each other".
"Wait", said Eric. "Isn't there a tractor at the new WAL-MART being built". "Oh yeah we could use that to squish them," I said. We ran to the TARDIS and got in. We tried to get there but we didn't know where to go exactly since we're only nine and ten and the Doctor definitely wouldn't know how to get there.
And we finally got there but we didn't know how to drive a tractor either. "I know, we go to Ben to ask if he knows how to witch he probably does. And I know how to get to Boy Scouts," I said. Who's Ben? asked the Doctor.
"My brother. He's at Boy Scouts right now"! We flew to Boy Scouts and went to Ben sitting in the back telling people to be quiet and stuff like that. We were starting to go down stairs when Ben saw us and ran up the stairs saying "Um, can I have your autograph"? (because he thought he was the actor for the Doctor in the show). "Um, no Ben this is the real Doctor with the real sonic screwdriver and the real TARDIS and the same trench coat.
"I don't think so," said Ben. "I've traveled in his TARDIS Ben," said Eric. We all pulled Ben outside and he saw the TARDIS and said how did that get here so fast. Because it's the real TARDIS Ben and we need you to drive a tractor because weeping angels are real too. And you could probably squish them with the tractor at the new WAL-MART that's being built.
We all got into the TARDIS and the Doctor pulled levers and and pushed buttons and zig-zaged zig-zags. "It's bigger in the inside, it is the real TARDIS". We all got to the unfinished WAL-MART, and all went over the fence, and found a tractor. The tractor mad a big noise when it was turned on and we saw a few lights going on in the neighborhood and when the tractor lights went on we saw a weeping angel going to try slicing the wheels up but we turned the lights on before it could. "Oh my gosh!," said Ben. "I thought you said that that's what girls said Ben," I said.
"Shut up," said Ben. "Okay, okay, okay," I said. Ben start the tractor now". "This is going to be awesome," Ben said stopping and going again because he's not that great at driving a tractor. He crushed it.
We heard police sirens coming towards us. "You got this Doctor,"I said. "I do, oh yes I do". The police got here and they asked us "What our you doing here,". The Doctor pulled out his psychic paper ( which is paper that if you show the paper to somebody you could have it say whatever you want it to say) and said "I'm from the Santa Barbra police department investigating a crime scene".
The Doctor walked along the dirt "I think it was murder guys". It looked like blood when I first saw it because it was night but right after I knew it was the water from his squirt gun he always caries around. And I'm serious about that, he does have squirt gun all the time in his trench coat. "Please we need a little privacy here," said the Doctor. The police left "Nice job Doc," I said.
"Oh please don't say that, I hate that". "Okay Doc...tor," I said on accident. Wait a minute, I heard there was another planet, um, um, um, oh yeah Uranus, it was taken over by angels. Not your Uranus don't worry. And another one um, Tarachh (Tar-AK) it was too".
"Okay let me get this straight, so we're being taken over by angels and zombie
eagles". "Yeah, pretty much". I know,"! I said, "we got to lure the weeping angels to the TARDIS while we're inside the TARDIS and then if they get into a square around it and we go away and appear in a different spot right next to it they would all be looking at each other and they wouldn't move. And then we just crush them with a tractor, or throw them into a worm hole or something.
Am I talking in a British accent" I asked. Eric laughed "Yeah". We climbed over the fence again but the TARDIS was gone, out of site, just left us. "The weeping angels got it," the Doctor said. Where would they be".
"The Museum"? "No, farther away". "New York" I said. "Maybe". "But how do we get there".
I don't no? Actually I do know, we could use my sonic screwdriver". Wait your sonic screwdriver can do that," Eric said. "Only once though," said the Doctor. The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver pressed a button and the next thing I knew we were in New York on a street and there were police everywhere and a body lying in the street.
He had long claw marks across his face his stomach and his side. "Oh no," said the Doctor. "He's dead". "Are we in Manhattan," I asked. I looked to the side where the Statue Of Liberty would be. But when I looked there the statue had moved.
"Doctor"! The Doctor looked where I was looking. "It moved". "What moved," Eric and Ben said at the same time. They looked to and saw it. "Oh my goodness," said Ben. "How did it move".
"We'll explain later," I said. Ben was looking around and said "I see one". Eric looked back and saw the angel behind a garbage can. We all went to look for the TARDIS and we all went in the Empire State Building.
I went all the way from California to New York in like two seconds, I think that's amazing. The TARDIS was on the 87th floor and it was being surrounded by angels. "Doctor get in the TARDIS and we'll watch the angels". The Doctor went inside and we watched the angels. We all saw the TARDIS disappear and reappear right next to us.
All the weeping angels were looking at each other and couldn't move. The Doctor came out with a sledge hammer and smashed the angels. "CRASH BANG AHHHHHHHHHH," we heard someone outside yelling and something like a giant punching. We finally got outside and the Statue Of Liberty had punched a hole into the Empire State Building. "I see an angel guys, behind the building," Eric said.
"I have an idea guys," I said and gave them my idea. I went to the roof of a tall building close by so the angel Eric found could see me clearly and the Statue in back of me. I was so scared but I did it, I blinked and jumped out of the way. The angel flew up but saw the Statue and fell to the ground and broke into pieces.
"I did it," I said so exited and then a frown came over my face. "We still have to kill the Statue of Liberty". I got down the building thinking what to do. "I know what to do guys," Eric said walking towards me with Ben and the Doctor. "What?".
Eric told me and got on the roof and came down with the stragaton. "You left it on the roof Matthew". "Oh, we use that," I said. I grabbed it from him and ran to the Empire State Building and pressed the button while pointing it at the Statue of Liberty and BAMM it was gone back to where it was before with no claws or fangs. "That's all of them". "Yep".
We all got into the TARDIS and went to go home and me and Eric stayed for a little while and talked to the Doctor and at the same time me and Eric said "Can we go with you on your adventures". "What did you just say". "Can we go with you in the TARDIS". "Mmmm. I don't know?
Sure". He didn't exactly say that but something like that. So that's the start of these stories that I'm making and I hope you like it you think it's creative. So bye-bye.
